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Odds & Sods (What people think about us) VioletzJokes (Music Jokes) Boozecruise (What happened on This day) Who are you (Rockers real names) |
Yep Folks it's the odds & sods page Already the word is out on the streets about the Shrinkin Violetz and these are a few of the nice things that were quoted without persuasion or threats by our friend below !
Steve McClaren 'Wish I had their skills to call upon" David Cameron "Always been one of my favourite bands - never sure why Tony didn't invite them to no 10" John Prescott ' The Violetz taught me tto chill out by playing lawn games" Charlotte Church "I'd love to have them & on my show" Lloyd Webber "I could be doing a musical about them once this bloody Maria's been sorted out" Ant & Dec 'This band could be the real aliens' Graham Norton 'I just can stop dancing when they're playing' Bono "They Taught me all about off shore banking" Gordon Ramsay "They're F***ing mad" Noel edmonds - 'Definitely be in my box' Sir Alan Sugar 'Defintely not apprentices' Jamie Oliver "Sod school dinners make the little brats listen to the Violetz" Tony Blair " should have been part of my Re -shuffle or is that boogie" The Queen 'Are they available for my Birthday bash" Preston "are they available for my wedding" Prince Harry 'I'm Sure they were playing the SV's music in that lap club the other night" Gordon Brown "Can the Violetz be taxed" Davina 'Get them on my show so the ratings will improve" Prince William " I'd love to have a beer with them" Chico ' It's Violetz Time' Chantelle 'how do you spell their name" Catherine Tate "do I look bothered about the violetz' Johny Lydon 'anyone want to buy a table at the american rock n roll hall of fame" Ken Livingstone 'They should run for mayor' U2 - 'they should have got the grammys' Journey South 'Can we cover there songs' Tessa Jowell' They could join me for an italian" The English FA 'possible management potential' Preston "they're no ordinary band" Russian FSB "Britains finest secret" Pete Doherty 'do they know a good lawyer' Graham Souness 'do they need a manager" Pete Burns "They're better than the gorillas" George Galloway "They just cool cats" Charles Kennedy 'I'll have a drink with them' Sir Iqbal Sacranie 'What a gay bunch they are" Paul Weller "from the floorboards up I love em' Gorillaz 'They are feel good inc" Artic Monkeys "They should be No 1, not us" Cherie blair ' do I get paid to meet them' Sven "I'll manage them for 5 million" Sharon Osbourne ' I prefer them to Maiden' Athlete ' wot no wires' Kirstie alley 'I'm really losing weight so I can party big time with the violetz' The Killers 'Violetz was a friend of mine" Matt Lucas 'they're the only band in our village" Phil Jupitas "they've knicked me food" Billie Piper 'cant wait to see them live' Chris Evans 'Keep them away from billie' Hard -Fi 'They are living for the weekend" Mark Lamarr 'Never mind the Buzzcocks where's the violetz' David Cameron ' they get my vote if I can have theres' Kaiser Chiefs 'See the violetz They are that Riot" Gordon Ramsay 'F$%^ing Marvellous" David cameron "They're all I ever listen to" Bill Bailey "My badgers favourite band" Prince Philip 'Have they got slitty eyes" Ian Hislop 'Have they got news for you" Shane Macgowan 'That bands got me drinkin' Johnny Vegas 'They're all P***heads" Jools Holland 'They could tinkle my ivories' Sharon Osborne "They're madder than ozzy' Al Murray 'Proper band welcome in my bar' Westlife 'Violetz are a real 4 piece band' Artic Monkeys 'Shrinkin violetz what a bloody stupid name for a band' Eric Clapton 'They're my gods" Frank Lampard 'I'm runners up to the them as well' Chief Nannoo 'They have provided me with a religious out of body experience" David Blunkett 'Hope there's some tottie in the band for me to shag" Simon Cowell 'Wish I'd discovered them" Louie Walsh 'What do you mean they're not a boy band' Anton Dubeck "I dance to their music all the time" Jonathan Ross "Weally Weally good Wock N Woll" The Rats "A real Tonic for the troops" Wreckless Eric "I'd go the whole wide wide just to see them" Gloria Gaynor "They will survive" Jim Morrison 'Come on violetz light my fire' Prince Charles ' One of camilla's favourite bands' Jamie Oliver "Proper band' The Madness "absolutely a Total Embarrassment" The Buzzcocks "Their all Orgasm Addicts' Abbott & Costello "whose on first bass" Devo "Q - Are they not men" Primal Scream 'They're gonna get loaded' ZZ Top "Better than our TV Dinners" Terry Wogan 'The S V's are Top togs' David Beckham "Better than Victorias music" Dennis Waterman 'If I write the song. could I produce it & sing it with the violetz' Jeremy Clarkson 'It's Music to drive to' Stranglers "Straight out the sewers - they are Nice & Sleazy" Tony Blair 'They'd get my vote if it's OK George' Victoria Beckham ' what do you mean they dont mime' Elvis C "an accident that will happen" Bruce Springsteen "I've seen the future of R N Roll" The Damned "They will smash it up" Gen X 'They're the King rockers" Talking Heads 'They are psycho killers' Mr Ramone "1,2,3,4 - Gabba Gabba Hey" Greenday "SV's are they Basket Cases or just english idiots" 999 'Get Homicide it's an emergency" Iggy 'They could be my passengers' Alice c "Please let them be elected" Eddie & the Hot Rods 'the answer to a teenage depression" Magazine "They should be shot by both sides" Tom Petty "they're everything thats rock n roll' Stray Cats 'They're real stray cats" Pete Townsend "who" Sting 'de do do do' Trio 'da da da' Feelgoods 'Don't give them no milk just alcohol' The Meteors "definitely our wrecking crew" AC/ DC 'They're on the highway to hell" Chumbawamba 'Real good tubthumpers' Golden Earring 'They're on our Radar" Free 'They're alright now' Seal "They're Crazy" Bob Geldof "they're better than live aid' The pope 'Every religous leaders favorite' Ruts "It was something that they said" Sham 69 "Are they going down the pub" This page was last updated on 30/09/06.
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